succumbing to peer pressure

Sunday, October 24, 2004

My horoscope in this week's Creative Loafing:

Yellow jacket wasps have never been known to journey north of the Arctic Circle. They prefer warmer climates. But recently they began buzzing around a village in the northern part of Baffin Island, surprising the local residents, who have no word for the insects in their native Inuktitut language. I predict there'll soon be a comparable event in your life, Sagittarius. You will need new terms as well as fresh concepts to understand the appearance of an unprecedented phenomenon.

I'm choosing to believe this means I'll finally get laid soon.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's called a "penis," better known as a "dick," just in case you forgot.


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