This is really too absurd to be anything other than funny.

"'It's pure sexuality. It's almost like pure heroin. It's such a rush. They are committed in almost a religious way. And they'll take enormous risks, do anything.' He [Paul Cameron] says that for married men and women, gay sex would be irresistible. "Marital sex tends toward the boring end," he points out. 'Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does.'"

Damn, now he tells me! Is it too late to switch teams?