(Yay! something to make me laugh in the midst of my stuffy-headed-haze)
Perhaps the best response yet to Dowd's piece (and all the other yammering regarding said piece):

So, wait, are we Birkenstock-wearing hairy man-haters or stilletto-wearing pole-dancing sluts? Make up your damn mind, because I need to know what kind of shoes to put on tomorrow.

(via bitchPhD)