And another thing...

it drives me bonkers when these easy-patriots can't even manage to get the small symbolism stuff right! If you're going to get all uppity and offended when I suggest hanging the flag upside down (a perfectly legitimate navy signal for distress) then I'm going to start calling you out when you leave your flag out in the rain, or flying at night without a light on it, or let it touch the ground or buy one of those stupid little cheap ones (hello! THOSE ARE MADE IN CHINA!!!!) and ask the President to sign it (which is illegal!). Because all of those things offend me.