Best Response

Yes, yes, sometimes we have to rise above and be the bigger person and resorting to name-calling and the like doesn't change people's minds or the patriarchy in general, blah blah blah. But sometimes we just need to make ourselves feel a little better, and have a little chuckle. From The Curvature, in response to the Iron My Shirt 'protest':

“Iron my shirt!”

How ’bout we iron your crotch, dude?

Many thanks to RachelPhilPa for being more quick-witted than I.