Oh, one more for good measure! I have always enjoyed the way Mark refers to my reproductive organs (at least this time there was no mention of teeth):

It sounds delicious. First mac and cheese, now grapes. The uterus is quite the horn-o'-plenty.

Clarification - when I say "my reproductive organs" I mean that Mark has referred to a female body part and I am female...I have yet to notice any horn-o'-plentiness about my specific set.